• ANTI - TRACK 4
  • IT'S YA BOY
  • SILLY THINGS
  • CREDENTIALS

ALF WRITES GOOD

No, Not That Alf

  • ANTI - TRACK 4
  • IT'S YA BOY
  • SILLY THINGS
  • CREDENTIALS
I cropped my wife out of this photo. Shh. Don't tell her.

I cropped my wife out of this photo. Shh. Don't tell her.

Here is my sizzle reel.

My pants were once featured on AdWeek.

I sometimes do standup.

And I have a hat that just says 'turkey leg.'